We Date Now?

The internet wants to date us. Uh oh. (Yes, these are real. Actually.)
Submit missives from your own internet dreamboats above.
May 2 '12

Spicy food, YES! I once lived in The City. If I come back for a visit, I surely would be enthralled to watch you wash dishes!

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Jan 14 '12

Knees: Just need one

from male, 35, bay area, ca
to male, 25, bay area, ca
via adam4adam 

if only my knee could bend like that to climb a rock. just had knee surgery 2 month ago. dont worry though since my other knee still works fine. ;) I am not talking bout sex so up front, but you know that asking for mariage proposal only needs one

We kneed each other. *rimshot

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Jan 14 '12

Film profits.

from male, 20, bay area, ca
to male, 23, san francisco, ca
via OkCupid

Looking at your pictures makes me think of a college professor. (Hopefully you perceive that as a comment as I intended, if not I’m sorry!!)

I like looking at recently released films on Wikipedia and comparing the budget to the overall gross revenue to see what a difference there is.

Best first date idea ever.

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Jan 14 '12

Death Zone

from male, 29, bay area, ca
to male, 25, bay area, ca
via adam4adam

Ughh, I hate labor unions.. Do Unions even exist anymore? I bet there are in their death zone (about to die).
You’re cute and would be good to have a drink, date. Hit me back, man.

I work for a union, so that’s cool. Thank you for defining death zone.

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Jan 14 '12

Plenty serious impression.

from male, 20, san diego, ca
to male, 23, san francisco, ca 
via OkCupid

Hello - I am visiting Frisco soon and would like to meet a man. Discreet, masculine and just looking for the same. Too many people I meet both in real life and in OkCupid are boys, and I need a man. Rough and tumble men. I like that you have so many pics in the outside. I like good times and conversation. I’m not as serious as I might be giving the impression.

Seems plenty serious.

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Jan 13 '12

Melt my candle

from male, fremont, ca
to male, 33, san francisco, ca
via OkCupid
Let me tell you about myself : 
I live in Fremont near DMV. I am Indian. Would you like to be my friend. I love kissing. Kissing make me melt like a candle. I am also interested in body touching, cudding, and more. Please let me know. I work in San Jose. Would you like to be my friend. We can hangout with each other and have lunch or dinner in some Indian restaurant. 
Hey man, I am very discreet in nature. That’s why I did not complete with profile yet. I will send you my pictures on your personal emails with details of my profile. Please give me your personal email address. I am eagerly waiting for your response. 
Thanks 

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Jan 13 '12

Pederast Revival

from male, 46, bay area, ca
to male, 25, bay area, ca
via adam4adam
Berkeley, Tuesday, 12.6.2011
Salut,
You are hardly a squirrel, but a man who is poetic in the use of English, energetic, healthy, and resilient as an athlete, potentially debt burdened as a future lawyer.
And in search of a man with together both would develop a friendship based on mutual nourishment and growth.
Turbo thrust into life, a man never at a loss, that is I.
My intuition suggests, if and when we were to meet, and begin to get to know each other as we know best how to do, we would more likely than not, that we click quite well together.
And we would have to agree, Plato was right when he said the highest form of love is that between two men, one older, one younger, if the bond is based on the imperative of learning and betterment of both men.
Be in touch, and I shall as well, 
[Redacted]
It’s time for us to turbo thrust into life. Together.

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Jan 13 '12

Wave at the web cam.

from male, 26
to male, 21 
via okcupid 

what i wanted to say was that you have a kick ass body!
yup its true… hahahaha
you should message me because you know you want to, and if not then because you have nothing better to do, hence the whole being on okcupid thing. hahaha ya but its up to you.:)
just know that i dont bite… hard anyways. ;)

hahahaha im the one that took you verginty. :)
hahaha i swear im not that creepy, just board. :(

So I’m no longer a vergin? :(

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Jan 13 '12

Fully compatible.

from male, 32, bay area, ca
to male, 23, bay area, ca 

when’re we determining our make out compatibility, eh?

Right now.

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Jan 13 '12

I looka like a man.

from male, 22
to male, 25
via okcupid 

u look like a vincent btw just sayin

I’m bad at this game, but you look like you could use eflirt.com.

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Jan 13 '12

Inspiration

from male, 24, bay area, ca
to male, 23, bay area, ca
via okcupid

Let’s inspire each other.

The entire message.

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Jan 13 '12

Algernon in Love

from male, 24, bay area
to male, 21, bay area
via Okcupid

Something few people know about me…

I’m slightly retarded… Ummm…

I think that is cuz they think I’m like a full blown retard… Yeah… But… Its a total misconception…

ur hella funny… Oh yeah… Theres the super cute bit too… Email me if u wanna chat… Later…

We date now.

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Jan 13 '12

Clarity

profile male, 22, bay area, ca
via OkCupid

I’m really good at

Apparently I can talk about things for sentences without people really understand what I’m talking about.

Totally.

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Jan 13 '12

Consistency

from male, 26, bay area, ca
to male, 22, bay area, ca
via OkCupid 

I just love understanding things from another person’s perspective. Everyone has their own way of understanding things and while it may not be obvious there’s value for me to figure that out.

This is consistent with how I usually interact with other people.

I hope not.

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